Crazy House

Sometimes the things said in my house don't make sense to me. Take yesterday, for example. Katrina was getting Carsen a drink, and here's how that conversation went down:

Katrina: Here Carsen, I got you some juice.

Carsen: I don't want juice! I want water!

Katrina: Carsen, it's juice! You like juice.

Carsen: ... is it tomato juice? (one of her favorites)

And here's another that just happened. It's breakfast time and Katrina is trying to coax the kids to eat. Carsen and Canon are fighting over each other's food.

Katrina (to Carsen): Eat all your pop-tart, and if you're still hungry you can have some bologna.